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November 17th, 2003, 02:25 AM
#1
HB Forum Owner
ANNOYING STUFF WE DO:
From http://www.angelfire.com/on3/thestuff/lists/18.html
I purposely do all the time:
- Finish other people's crossword puzzles: Not only crosswords but any similar kind of things.
- Use the last square of toilet paper: But I'll go get more if I need it.
- Tell teenagers how things were in your day: If I'm given the chance.
- Race the old woman for the last bus seat: LOL, always, but I'll gladly offer my seat to any hot girl I see.
- Don't rewind videocassettes before bringing them back: But it's the way in the place I rent them, it's smarter, really
I purposely do sometimes:
- Pay tolls with $100 bills: ?50 bills actually
- Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April: Not outdoor but indoor, and not only me but all my family
- Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation: I need to fix this.
- Bite your dentist's finger: LOL, I felt tempted but I didn't do it... on purpose. LOL.
I also do these things when I want to toy with somebody:
- Let doors slam behind you -- in other people's faces: Unless they are hot girls.
- Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you: But I hate doing this because it annoys the crap out of me as well, I always walk very fast.
- Pretend you're listening: While thinking: "What a moron."
- Shake with your left hand: LOL, this is fun
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ November 16, 2003 10:26 PM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>
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November 17th, 2003, 02:33 AM
#2
Inactive Member
Whoo, I go back to school tomorrow, time to do some of that.
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November 17th, 2003, 08:53 PM
#3
Inactive Member
-I often pretend to listen . . .
-Instead of being "in conference" I have others say "I'm sleeping" "she's not home"
-Never really leave messages on answering machines either. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Most of my offenses happen when I'm driving. I can be an angry driver sometimes . . .
- Have this issue with some BMWs (the 300-500's) so I will never let them pass and go out of my way to beat them lol
- Cut people off and go into their lane when they're trying to pass me but aren't doing it at a tolerable rate.
-Not only will I tail the elderly once I pass em I sometimes will look at em and glare XD it's terrible
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November 18th, 2003, 06:19 AM
#4
Inactive Member
Stuff I do:
Practice the art of limp handshakes
Tell the ending of movies
Leave the toilet seat up
Take more than 10 items to the express checkout lane
Turn on your brights for oncoming traffic
Finish other people's crossword puzzles
Use the last square of toilet paper
Tailgate the elderly
Drum your fingers during other people's presentations
Blow out other people's birthday candles
Don't leave a message at the beep
Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
Go up the down escalator
Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
Announce when you're going to the bathroom
Draw mustaches on posters
Don't rewind videocassettes before bringing them back
Fart in cramped places
Don't stand during hymns and anthems
Leave pages in the copier
Don't clean the dryer lint screen
Buy it, wear it, return it
Tell people they have bad breath
Smell smoke often and announce it
Eat out with friends and "forget" your wallet
Put everyone on speakerphone
Step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you
Rain on someone's parade
Make scary faces at babies
Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team
Pretend you're listening
Hmm... am i that annoying? ^^
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November 18th, 2003, 07:31 PM
#5
Inactive Member
Leaving Shopping cart BEHIND someones car...haha...
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November 18th, 2003, 08:42 PM
#6
Inactive Member
Once, I pushed the cart too hard and it hit a parked car. It wasnt anything serious so I walked away carefully without anyone noticing, thankfully. ^^
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November 19th, 2003, 04:17 PM
#7
Inactive Member
Haha I've done that too before...I pushed the cart hard so it would go inside the little "Leave Cart Here" thing, and it curved and nailed someones car...I was gone in 5 seconds...
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November 21st, 2003, 12:09 AM
#8
Inactive Member
The only thing i do tat i could see on the list is rain on someone's parade. I'm terrible at seeing, and pointing out, the possible downsides to situations. I guess i'm generally a pessimist by nature.
Something else i do is i always make some sarcastic, smart arse comment after someone has said something.
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